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John’s membership card for the Exclusive Heterosexuality Club cannot be authorised.
“Your exclusive heterosexuality card cannot be authorised. Please try again.”
“We’re sorry, there was a problem authorising your card. Please try again.”
“Sorry, you still have sexual feelings for your handsome flatmate. Please try to kiss him.”
BAAHAHA. I’m dying right now.